December 2011
32 posts
Reblog if you're thankful for your followers
How I feel when people un-friend me on facebook: How I feel when people un-follow me on tumblr:
1 tag
No. I don't want a boyfriend who's gunna give me...
imcallingittrucexo:
FIRST 50! PROMO TO 13K+ BE QUICKK!
b-l-u-e-o-c-e-a-n:
out of the 50 I’ll pick:
favie blog
favie url
favie theme
favie banner
must be follow ~ http://b-l-u-e-o-c-e-a-n.tumblr.com/
I hate unfriendly girls.
houseofsoul:
The girls that glare when they see you, although they’ve never met you. The bitches that judge you, but don’t try to get to know you. I hate girls like that, they’re annoying and shallow. Grow the fuck up.
you have 180 seconds to reblog, ill promote...
i-ntr0:
http://i-ntr0.tumblr.com
NO LIKES
REBLOG IF YOU FOLLOW BACK
littleswanprincess:
and watch the followers increase nicely :’)
Why being a girl isn't working out for me:
Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
Me: Please, god, no--
Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOO!!!
Brain: I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furious
Me: Please, guys, calm down--
Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES.
Brain: And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO
Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
Me: I hate you all
Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.
Face: Lol, i'm not done yet.
Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this?
Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 9 months straight.
Uterus: You mother fuckers.
Torso: CONTRACT!
Me: I quit being female, I am now a llama.
Brain: Me gusta.
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